谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第四季 第三集
翻译：古镇少年
-下注 -下注
-Check. -Check.
-我出25分 -我跟
-I'll open for a quarter. -I'm in.
我跟你的25分 再加25美分
I'll see your quarter and I'll raise you a quarter.
顺便说一下 萝丝 你的鞋带开了
By the way, Rose, your shoe is untied.
我知道你把戏了 索菲亚
I'm too smart for you, Sophia.
这次你别想分散我的注意力
You're not gonna distract me this time.
再说了 我穿着高跟鞋
Besides, I'm wearing pumps.
你高跟鞋松了
Your pump is untied.
哦 谢谢
Oh, thanks.
看！ 费恩鲍姆先生在他卧室的窗户里一丝不挂!
Look! Mr. Feinbaum's totally naked in his bedroom window!
这是我们第三次抓到你作弊了
That is the third time we caught you cheating.
妈 你出局了
Ma, you're out of the game.
嘿 放过我吧!
Hey, gimme a break!
当你80岁的时候 就可以作弊
When you're 80, you're allowed to cheat,
就像你可以从你女儿的钱包里拿钱一样
just like you're allowed to take money out of your daughter's purse.
是电话响了吗?
Uh, was that the phone?
不用麻烦你俩了 我去接
Don't trouble yourselves, I'll get it.
你怎么知道你妈妈作弊 桃乐茜?
How did you know your mother was cheating, Dorothy?
因为费恩鲍姆先生从来不会光着身子到处走
Because Mr. Feinbaum never walks around totally naked.
他总是戴着一条童子军的领巾
He always wears a boy-scout neckerchief.
但不会在同一个地方出现两次
But never in the same place twice.
所以他到现在还单身 发牌吧
Which is why there's no Mrs. Feinbaum. Deal.
你看到了吗 桃乐茜?
Did you see that, Dorothy?
不明飞行物!
It was a UFO!
萝丝 别傻了
Oh, Rose, don't be ridiculous.
那是一架飞机 接着发牌吧
It was a plane. Deal, come on.
飞机才不会飞过居民区
Planes don't fly over residential neighborhoods.
不明飞行物也不会
Neither do UFOs.
它们只飞过肯塔基州的空旷田野(麦田怪圈)
They only fly over empty fields in Kentucky,
那里有个穿工装裤的叫库里的胖子刚刚没油了
where fat guys in overalls named Cooley have just run out of gas.
我想我们应该报警
I think we ought to call the authorities.
萝丝 根本就没有什么不明飞行物
Rose, there is no such thing as a UFO.
他们可能是在寻找人类然后带到飞船上去
They were probably looking for someone to bring up to the ship.
好吧 你待在外面
Fine, you stay out here.
如果他们再飞过 就通知他们降落
Flag them down if they fly by again.
我进去收拾行李
I'll go inside and pack a bag.
但我想去收拾
But I wanna be the one to go.
你觉得我是去收拾谁的行李?
Whose bag do you think I'm gonna pack?
布兰琪 你心情不错啊?
Blanche, are you in a good mood?
桃乐茜 你总是能看穿我
Dorothy, you always could see right through me.
继续吃饼干吧
Keep it up with those Chips Ahoy,
吃胖了就算超人也看不透你
and Superman couldn't see right through you.
我刚和哈姆·卢斯堡通完电话
I just got off the phone with Ham Lushbough,
他是这个世界上最迷人 最聪明
who happens to be the most charming, most intelligent,
最英俊 最性感的男人
most gorgeous, most sexy man on the face of this entire planet.
我们是大学同学 看 这是他的照片
We went to college together. Look, there's his picture.
哇! 他确实很帅哦!
Wow! He sure is handsome. Oh!
他说了什么?
What did he have to say?
他来城里出差 而且他又恢复单身了
Oh, that he's in town on business, and that he's single again,
他愿意和我一起参加周六晚上的博物馆舞会
and that he'd love to be my date for the museum ball Saturday night.
博物馆舞会?
The museum ball?
罗杰·克拉克不是为了和你约会而推迟了
Didn't Roger Clark postpone his kidney transplant
他的肾移植手术吗？
so he could be your date?
你想说什么?
What's your point?
抱歉 请继续
Sorry to interrupt, go on.
桃乐茜 你不知道我和妹妹
Well, Dorothy, you have no idea how my
弗吉妮娅以前是怎么追这个男孩的
sister Virginia and I used to chase after this boy.
每个人都向他告白 他获得很多荣誉 足球明星
Well, everybody did. He had it all, football star,
辩论冠军 毕业致辞的学生代表
champion debater, class valedictorian.
你们和他约会多久了?
How long did you and he date?
我们没有约会过 但那不是因为我没有尝试
Well, we didn't. But it wasn't 'cause I didn't try.
我仍然记得返校节比赛前
I can still remember the night of the
盛大集会的那个晚上
big rally before the homecoming game.
哈姆站在那里 和以前一样英俊
There stood Ham, just handsome as ever.
我走过去问了他一个问题
I walked over to him and asked him the one question
过去四年里我一直急切地想问出口的问题
that had been burning on my tongue for the last four years.
“哈姆 今晚你想不想有人陪你?”
"Ham, think you might like a little company tonight?"
你知道他说什么吗?
You know what he said?
“改天吧 布兰琪”
"Maybe some other time, Blanche."
你能相信吗? 改天吧!
Can you believe that? Maybe some other time!
布兰琪 这话也没那么难听啊
Blanche, that doesn't seem so mean.
他让乐队在场地上把这句话拼了出来
He had the band spell it out on the field.
桃乐丝 直到今天
And, Dorothy, to this day,
哈姆·卢斯堡仍然是我
Ham Lushbough remains the one man
这辈子都征服不了的男人
in my entire life I could not conquer.
唯一一个
The one!
但是到了周六晚上 我有一种感觉
But come Saturday night I have a feeling
"没有我布兰琪征服不了的男人"的牌子该立起来了
my record's gonna be intact again.
如果我是布兰琪 我就不会这么肯定了
I wouldn't be so sure if I were Blanche.
这些事情并不是命中注定的
Sometimes these things aren't meant to be.
就像我和法布里齐奥·里贝诺
Like me and Fabrizio Ribeno.
我们正在一场热恋中
We were on the verge of
这时命运就来插手了
a passionate love affair when Destiny intervened.
别告诉我 插手的是他老婆 德斯特妮·里贝诺?
Don't tell me, his wife, Destiny Ribeno?
我的天 她脾气暴躁
Right, boy, did she have a temper.
她拽着他后面的头发把他拖走的
She dragged him away by the hair on his back,
用手摇意面机砸破了他脑袋
smashed his skull with a ravioli crank,
把他软绵绵的身体扔进河里
and threw his limp body in the river.
那是你不会在明信片上看到的西西里
That's a Sicily you don't see on postcards.
萝丝 你在干什么?
Rose, what are you doing?
我正试着用手电筒和烤盘把那个不明飞行物引回来
I'm trying to lure that UFO back with a flashlight and a pie pan.
我曾经在《圣奥拉夫时代》上读过一篇文章
I read an article once in the St. Olaf Time
上面说 这是最好的方法
that said this is the best way to do it.
又意为：圣奥拉夫是什么时间了
什么是《圣奥拉夫时代》？
What's the St. Olaf Time?
这里是7:15 减去一个小时
Well, it's 7:15 here, you subtract an hour.
算了吧
Forget it!
算了吧
Forget it.
听着 别再胡闹了 萝丝
Now, look, all this nonsense has to stop, Rose.
我们看到的不是不明飞行物
What we saw was not a UFO.
好吧 那也不是飞机!
Well, it wasn't a plane!
飞机没有那么薄 也没有那么亮
Planes aren't that thin, or that bright.
奥普拉·温弗瑞不瘦也不白 那也不能说明她是飞碟
Neither is Oprah Winfrey, but that doesn't make her a flying saucer.
重点是 没人知道我们看到了什么
The point is, nobody knows what we saw.
你不知道 我不知道 甚至巴克少校也不知道
You don't, I don't, not even Major Barker does.
巴克少校？
Major Barker?
就是我今天在军事基地和我通过话的人
That's the man I spoke to today down at the military base.
我把我们看到的告诉了他 他说他们会调查的
I told him what we saw, and he said they'd check into it.
萝丝 你怎么能这么做?
Rose, how could you do that?
你不知道会发生什么吗?
Don't you know what's going to happen?
这事肯定会上各种小报的
This is gonna end up in all the tabloids.
我都能猜到内容 旁边就是一条
I can see it now, right next to
"女人生下了长得像道克·塞韦林森的孩子"
"Woman Gives Birth to Doc Severinsen Look-alike"
美国著名爵士小号手
"桃乐茜·兹博纳克遇见太空人"
"Dorothy Zbornak Meets Spacemen."
为什么都是你的功劳?
Why do you get all the credit?
姑娘们
Girls!
快看
Girls, look.
我看起来怎么样?
How do I look?
很好 布兰琪
Great, Blanche.
很好还是很华丽?
Great, or gorgeous?
华丽!
Gorgeous!
那性感呢?
Well, what about sexy?
性感
Yes.
诱人的吗?
Enticing?
我来说
I'll handle this.
布兰琪 没有女人比你现在更漂亮了
Blanche, no woman ever looked better
也不会有哪个女人比你更漂亮了
than you look right now, and no one ever will.
谢谢你 桃乐茜
Thank you, Dorothy.
说实话 萝丝 有时候从你嘴里得到一点赞美
Honestly, Rose, sometimes it's like pulling teeth
就像拔牙一样困难
to get a little compliment out of you.
门铃声响了
There's the bell.
在门口的一定是哈姆
That must be Ham at the door.
来了 来了
Come on, come on!
索菲亚 等一下 等一下!
Sophia, wait, wait, wait a minute!
布兰琪 你能冷静点吗?
Blanche, will you calm down?
我从没见过你为一次约会这么激动过
I have never seen you so worked up over one date.
桃乐丝 我曾经让这个帅哥从我手中溜走过一次
Dorothy, I let this gorgeous man slip through my fingers once before,
我不想再让这种事发生了
I don't intend to let it happen again.
现在就算你用鞋拔子 他也不会从你指间溜走了
He couldn't slip through your fingers now if you used a shoehorn.
我的天啊! 布兰琪吗?
Oh, my God! Blanche?
哈姆？ 哈姆·卢斯堡 看看你
Ham? Ham Lushbough, just look at you!
我们还能看什么?
What else can we look at?
他都遮住了墙上一半的画
The man's covering half the pictures on our wall.
我不怪你看起来很惊讶 布兰琪
I don't blame you for looking surprised, Blanche.
现在的我比以前胖了一些
There's a little more of me than there used to be.
这儿胖一些 那儿胖一些
Well, maybe a little here, a little there.
哈姆 我是桃乐茜
Ham, I'm Dorothy.
你好! 你好!
How do you do? How do you do?
这是我妈妈 索菲亚
This is my mother, Sophia.
这是萝丝
That's Rose.
你好 你好!
Hello. How do you do?
那么 哈姆到底是什么的缩写呢?
So, what exactly is Ham short for, Ham?
我猜是火腿和土豆
My guess would be ham and potatoes.
好了 我们还是走吧 我们可不想迟到
Well, we'd better run along. We don't want to be late.
我相信你们会度过一个非常非常美妙的夜晚
I'm sure you'll have a wonderful, wonderful evening.
很高兴见到你们大家
It was very nice meeting all of you.
我也一样
Same here.
我希望我们能多见到你
I hope we get to see more of you.
别说话
Don't even bother.
再见
Bye.
天啊 他看起来和照片上的不一样
Boy, he sure looks different from his picture.
你知道 有时候人们会失去他们的容貌
You know, sometimes people can lose their looks.
在西西里不会
Not in Sicily.
在西西里岛 如果你生而美丽 就永远美丽
In Sicily, if you're born beautiful, you stay beautiful.
全镇的人都会来操心这事
The whole town sees to it.
他们照看你 鼓励你 他们不会让你犯错
They check up on you, they encourage you, they never let you slip.
这就是为什么当桃乐茜出生时我们如此高兴的原因
That's why we were so happy when Dorothy was born.
哦 妈妈
Oh, Ma.
谁需要那些人一直来烦我们!
Who needed all those people bothering us all the time!
我要出去了 桃乐茜
I'm going back outside, Dorothy.
好 萝丝
Fine, Rose.
萝丝·尼伦德在吗?
Is Rose Nylund in?
在的 请进 请进
Yes, please come in. Please come in.
你一定就是跟萝丝通话的那个人吧 巴克少校?
You must be the man that Rose spoke to, Major Barker?
-是的 -请坐
-That's correct. -Please, sit down.
在我叫萝丝来之前 我向你保证
Listen, um, before I get Rose, let me assure you,
她是这里唯一一个认为看到了不明飞行物的人
she is the only one here who thinks she saw a UFO.
我完全理解 兹博纳克女士
I understand completely, Ms. Zbornak.
顺便问一下 你是单身吗?
By the way, is that Ms. Zbornak or Mrs?
我希望是单身
I'm hoping it's Ms.
嗯 是的
Well, yes.
是的 我确实是单身
Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.
好
Good.
我已经在表格上勾选了那个框
I've already got that box checked on this form.
在这种情况下 我们在基地已经做了大部分的研究
Now, in this case, we've done most of the research at the base,
所以我有几个常规问题要跟进
so I just have a couple of routine questions to follow up.
第一个问题
Question number one,
你看到的物体是三角形的还是圆柱形的?
was the object you saw more triangular or cylindrical?
三角形
No, triangular.
是蓝色的吗?
Was it blue in color?
是的
Yes.
它有没有留下一缕淡淡的黄色尾气的痕迹?
Did it leave a faint trail of yellow exhaust?
是的 确实如此!
Yes, it did!
很好 兹博纳克女士 对于你所看到的
Very good. Ms. Zbornak, there's a perfectly simple
可以用个简单的解释
explanation for what you saw.
我就说没那么复杂
Well, I always knew there would be.
你和萝丝·尼伦德看到的是一个不明飞行物
What you and Rose Nylund saw was a UFO.
哦 哈姆·卢斯堡
Oh, Ham Lushbough,
你总是知道怎么逗我笑
you always did know how to make me laugh.
很高兴知道我还有幽默感
It's nice to know I haven't lost it, all of it.
好了 你别这么说 你当然很幽默
Oh, now, don't you talk like that. You haven't lost a thing.
你讲故事的方式
Why, the way you can tell a story,
你带着我在舞池里旋转的方式
the way you twirled me around that dance floor,
你会以为那是30年前的事了
you'd think it was 30 years ago.
天啊 都几点了 我得走了
Gosh, look at the time, I better go.
胡说! 现在是很晚了 但还能再留10分钟嘛
Oh, baloney! It's late now, in 10 minutes it'll still be late.
你就坐在那儿 坐吧
You just sit yourself down right there. Go on.
这才对嘛
Attaboy.
我今晚过得很愉快 布兰琪
I had a nice time tonight, Blanche.
我也是
You know, I did too.
不过说实话 我不知道还能不能再和你约会
And I wasn't sure I would, if you want the truth.
怎么啦？
What?
这听起来可能很好笑 但我一直在想
Well, this may sound funny, but I kept thinking,
我这个样子 又秃又胖
here I am, so bald and so heavy.
我怎么会与你
What if I show up and Blanche looks
和三十年前一样漂亮的布兰琪站在一起呢？
just as pretty as she did 30 years ago?
但我没有
But I don't.
是的 你当然没有
No, you don't.
什么？
What?
你现在更漂亮了
You look prettier.
不 我是说真的 我是说真的!
No, I mean it, I mean it!
那张脸 那身材 那微笑
The face and the figure and that smile,
比之前要漂亮多了
oh, it's all gotten better.
我虽年华已老但有缘见到美人一面
Unless it's just my age making me wanna see those things.
才不是!
No!
很高兴我找到了你 布兰琪
I'm glad I looked you up, Blanche.
我很久没这么开心过了
I haven't had this much fun in a long time.
好了 我想我该回酒店了
Well, I guess I better be getting back to the hotel.
亲爱的 你确定一定要去吗?
Oh, honey, are you sure you have to?
布兰琪 你问的和我想的一样吗?
Blanche, are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
今晚要不要有人陪你?
Think you might like some company tonight?
改天吧 布兰琪
Maybe some other time, Blanche.
桃乐茜 你在干什么?
What are you doing, Dorothy?
哦 看星星
Oh, looking at the stars.
思考宇宙
Pondering the universe.
我也一直在做同样的事情
I've been doing the same thing,
想着如果真的有外星人 那该有多好
thinking how wonderful it would be if there really were aliens.
也许就像《魔茧》那样
Maybe it'd be just like Cocoon,
他们会把我们带走 我们永远不会变老
and they'd take us away and we'd never grow old.
我不知道 我喜欢我现在的生活
See, I don't know, I like my life.
我是说 我又不是总统什么的
I mean, I'm not president or anything.
我只是一个老师
I'm just a teacher.
代课老师
A substitute teacher.
一个离了婚的
A divorced substitute teacher,
连自己的房子都买不起的代课老师
who can't even afford her own place to live.
带我走吧!
Beam me up!
把你带走？ 桃乐茜 你现在信了?
Beam me up, Dorothy, you believe?
萝丝 他们查过了
Rose, they checked out what we saw,
它实际上是一个不明飞行物
and it actually was a UFO.
桃乐茜 你要去哪里?我们可能会错过外星人
Dorothy, where are you going? We might miss the aliens.
对我来说也没差
That would be fine with me.
桃乐茜 你为什么这么说?
Dorothy, why are you talking that way?
我认为有其他生命
I think it's wonderful that there
试图联系我们是很神奇的
are other beings out there trying to meet us.
他们也许能解决我们所有的问题
They might have solutions to all our problems,
治愈我们的疾病
cures for our diseases,
为《家有阿福》写新的故事
new storylines for ALF.
它们的腿上可能也有触手
They might also have tentacles on their legs
好让他们把我们脑袋里的血都吸干!
so that they can suck all the blood out of our heads!
对不起 萝丝 对不起
I'm sorry, Rose, I'm sorry.
一方面我很兴奋 另一方面我又害怕
Part of me is very excited, but part of me is petrified.
我无法平静
I cannot relax with this.
不幸的是 我不得不这么做 因为
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to because
巴克少校不想让我们对外透露
Major Barker does not want us to say a word
在我们收到他的消息之前 不要告诉任何人
about this to anyone until we hear from him again.
一个字也不说
Not a word.
明白了吗?
Is that understood?
明白
Yes.
我觉得我听到了声音
I thought I heard voices in here.
你们在干什么?
What you girls doing?
哦 没什么
Oh, nothing.
我们只是坐着聊天
We're just sitting talking.
不是说什么特别的事
Not talking about anything special.
外星人的话题从未提过
The subject of aliens never came up.
我可以给你们话题 我今晚的约会
Well, I can give you something to talk about, my date tonight,
这是我度过的
which turned out to be the most humiliating evening
最丢人的一晚
I've ever spent in my entire life.
你们在说什么呢?
So, what are we talking about?
-布兰琪的约会 -他又拒绝了我!
-Blanche's date.- He turned me down, again!
我简直崩溃了
I'm just devastated.
别这样 布兰琪
Oh, come on now, Blanche,
你自己也说过
you said yourself you didn't find
他不再那么有魅力了
him that attractive anymore.
这不是重点 桃乐茜
That's not the point, Dorothy.
重点是对布兰琪·德弗罗来说
The point is to Blanche Devereaux,
性和吸引力是两个非常重要的东西
sexuality and attractiveness are two very important things.
它们组成了布兰琪·德弗罗
They are Blanche Devereaux.
一想到世界上有我无法拥有的
It just tortures me to know that there's one man out there,
无法征服的男人 我就很痛苦
one on the face of God's green earth, that I cannot have.
尤其是他又胖又秃顶!
Especially if he's fat and bald!
布兰琪 算了吧
Blanche, forget about it.
不能这么算了
I can't forget about it.
我现在只有一件事要做
There's only one thing for me to do.
我要给他打电话
I'm going to call him up,
明天晚上我要再和那个男人约会
and tomorrow night I'm going out with that man again.
我不管要付出多少努力
I don't care what amount of seducing it takes,
但上帝作证
but as God is my witness,
除非他再三恳求我跟他上床
I am not returning to this house until he has begged,
否则我是不会回来的
beseeched and pleaded with me to go to bed with him.
你知道 这就是原版的 《乱世佳人》的结局
You know, that was the original ending to Gone with the Wind.
这顿饭太棒了 布兰琪 再次感谢
Ah, that was a terrific meal, Blanche. Thanks again.
不用客气 哈姆
Well, you're welcome, Ham.
我只是觉得这是你应得的
I just figured you deserved it before going back
在回到你那个勾心斗角的高压工作环境之前
to that high-tension, dog-eat-dog pressure pit you work in.
布兰琪 我开的是迷你高尔夫球场
Blanche, I run a miniature golf course.
您的香槟 德弗罗女士
Your champagne, Ms. Devereaux.
谢谢你 沃尔特
Oh, thank you, Walter.
请原谅这香槟对我有点影响 哈姆
You will forgive me if this champagne has a little effect on me, Ham.
有时只是把它放在那 都能让我心跳加速
Sometimes just having it setting on the table sets my heart to racing.
哦! 来感受下
Oh! Feel.
低点
Lower.
就好像有某种野性的能量 砰砰作响
It's like there's some kind of wild
animal energy in there, just pounding,
撞击着 燃烧着渴望和欲望之火
pounding and burning, yearning and lusting,
想要大声呼喊 释放出来
just crying out to be released.
我从没对别的男人说过这话 哈姆
I've never said this to another man, Ham,
但我能感觉到我们的激情之火
but I feel a heat between us,
火焰噼里啪啦 嘶嘶作响
kind of a flame crackling and hissing.
我要你把那团欲火扑灭 哈姆
I want you to put that flame out, Ham.
我要你把我像果子一样摘下
I want you to pluck me like a fruit,
用你的吻把我洗净
and wash me off in your kisses,
用你的牙齿咬进我成熟多汁的果肉里
and sink your teeth into my ripe, juicy flesh.
让我取悦你 哈姆
Let me make you happy, Ham.
所有我需要知道的是 你要我 我也要你
All I need to know is that you want me as much as I want you.
改天吧 布兰琪
Maybe some other time, Blanche.
够了! 我不会再让你羞辱我了
That does it! I will not let you humiliate me any longer.
你也许不想要我 哈姆·卢斯堡
You may not want me, Ham Lushbough,
但我可以向你保证在这个地球上的某个地方
but I can promise you somewhere on this planet
我一定会找到一个要我的男人!
I will damn sure find some man who does!
嗨 姑娘们
Hi, girls!
怎么样 布兰琪?
How'd it go, Blanche?
哦完美
Oh, perfectly.
我布兰琪出手
When Blanche Devereaux sets out to seduce
必快刀斩乱麻
a man she doesn't drag her feet.
布兰琪!
Blanche!
嗯 哈姆·卢斯堡 你这个饥渴的家伙!
Well, Ham Lushbough, you sex-hungry devil!
我告诉过你 不能再这样了 回家洗个冷水澡
Now, I told you, no more. Go home and take a cold shower.
不 布兰琪 除非让我告诉你原因
No, Blanche, not until you know the reason why
我一直跟你说我不能跟你上床
I keep telling you that I can't sleep with you.
妈 去别的房间看电视吧
Ma, listen, maybe watching some TV
in another room might be a good idea.
好吧 桃乐茜 你小声点
Fine, Dorothy, but keep the volume down.
妈!
Ma!
没事的 桃乐茜
It's all right, Dorothy,
反正已经公开了
it's already out in the open anyway.
进来吧 说说你的原因
Come on in and say your piece.
原因是 我们一直相处得很好
Well, the reason is, we've been getting along
像好朋友那样
so well as friends lately that
我不想我们再度过一个像大学时那样的夜晚
I didn't want us to have another night like that night we had in college.
在大学 你在说什么?
In college, what are you talking about?
那天晚上 在格雷迪汽车旅馆的春季聚会?
That night, the spring jamboree, out at Grady's Motor Lodge?
格雷迪汽车旅馆? 我从没和你一起去过那里
Grady's Motor Lodge? I never went to Grady's with you.
肯定是你 我永远不会忘记
Sure you did. I'll never forget it.
你当时扎了辫子 穿了件粉红色的浴袍
I mean you had your hair in braids, you wore a pink bathrobe.
粉红色 带有蕾丝花边的?
Pink, with a little lace trim?
是的
Yes.
穿着拖鞋
And matching slippers?
是的
Yes.
哈姆 那不是我 是我妹妹弗吉妮娅
Ham, that wasn't me, that was my sister Virginia.
那是弗吉妮娅?
That was Virginia?
我怎么能忘记呢?
How could I forget that?
那是我和女人
That was the worst night I've ever
在床上经历过的最糟糕的一晚
spent in bed with a woman in my life!
等一下 哈姆
Wait a minute, Ham,
你是说你一直拒绝我的原因
are you saying the only reason you've kept turning
是因为你那晚糟糕的性爱?
me down is because of the bad time you had that night?
是的
Yes.
哦!
Oh!
好吧 布兰琪 这改变了一切
Oh, well, Blanche, this changes everything.
你在餐厅说的那些话还算数吗?
Does all that stuff you said in the restaurant still go?
我不这么认为 哈姆
I don't think so, Ham.
总得花看能几日 最难留惜是芳时
The moment has passed. We could never recapture it.
布兰琪 那是20分钟前的事
Blanche, that was just 20 minutes ago.
抱歉 哈姆 你只是我
I'm sorry, Ham, but you were just a plaything
性征服游戏的玩物罢了
in my game of sexual conquest.
我本来想利用你的
I was gonna use you.
利用我吧还是
Use me, use me.
再见 哈姆 如果你现在离开 我们还是能拥有回忆
Good-bye, Ham. If you leave now, we can still have our memories.
我愿意用我所有的回忆换一次短暂的性爱
I'll trade all my memories for a quickie.
走开 胖子
Beat it, tubbo.
我想知道如果有人打电话
Oh, I wonder what would happen if
打电话给我妹妹弗吉尼娅告诉她
somebody called up my sister Virginia
这个非常尴尬的故事会发生什么?
and told her this terribly embarrassing story?
我想只有一个办法能知道
I guess there's only one way to find out.
嗯 我累坏了 我要去睡觉了
Well, I'm exhausted. I'm going to bed.
你来吗 妈?
You coming, Ma?
等一下 我得看完这篇文章
In a minute. I gotta finish this article.
我喜欢这些军人
I love these military guys.
首先他们驾驶的这架绝密轰炸机偏离航线
First they fly this top-secret bomber jet way off course.
然后他们开始否认这一切发生过
Next they start denying it ever happened,
就像没人看到它飞过迈阿密市中心一样
like nobody ever saw it flying over downtown Miami.
萝丝
Rose.
嗨 桃乐茜
Hi, Dorothy.
萝丝 有些事我们得谈谈
Rose, there's something we have to talk about.
今天的报纸上有一篇文章
There was an article in today's paper.
关于不明飞行物是秘密轰炸机的那篇?
The one about the UFO being a secret bomber?
对不起 萝丝
I'm sorry, Rose.
抱歉什么?
Sorry for what?
就因为那个轰炸机不是不明飞行物
Just because that one bomber wasn't a UFO
并不意味着我们应该停止关注其他飞行物
doesn't mean we should stop watching for others.
不是吗?
Does it?
我想再坐在这里也没什么意义了 是吗
Well, I guess there isn't much point in sitting out here anymore, is there?
哦 我不知道 萝丝 多么美好的夜晚啊
Oh, I don't know, Rose. It's such a nice night.
我们待一会儿吧
Let's stay awhile.
好吧
Okay.
你知道吗 桃乐茜?
You know something, Dorothy?
如果你不想说 你可以不告诉我
You don't have to tell me this if you don't want to,
但其实你是相信他们存在的 不是吗?
but underneath it all you believe in them, don't you?
你从一开始就知道
You did from the very beginning.
我很高兴
I'm glad.
这样更有趣
It's more fun.
就像圣诞老人一样
It's like with Santa Claus.
我们度过的最棒的圣诞节是
The best Christmas we ever had was when
我的八个兄弟姐妹
all eight of my brothers and sisters,
从莉莉到迈克尔 所有人都相信他的存在
from Lily to Michael, all still believed.
直到十年前还相信
That must be 10 years ago now.
桃乐茜!
Dorothy!
桃乐茜?
Dorothy?
翻译：古镇少年